It’s Not What You Thought
Artery- a building where paintings are viewed
Canopy- a urine specimen
Stationary- a train station with broken windows
Aromatic- an automatic bow & arrow
European- when you use the restroom
Cosmetic- a doctor in space
Trampoline- a nick-name for a call girl named Oline’
Catalyst- a person who studies cattle or cows
Homonym- what a person does when they can’t remember the words to a song
Caterpillar- what a feline naps on
Marriage- an illusion seen in a desert
Synonym- a naughty M & M candy
Cinnamon- a naughty Jamaican
Recommended- to be thanked over and over again
Hybrid- to be raised by a wealthy family
Statistic- what Dustin Hoffman was in the movie “Rain Man”
Porous- having no money
Asteroids- a painful butt condition
DJ- the letter before decay in the alphabet
Decay- the letter following DJ in the alphabet, duh!
Oyster- one who rows a boat
Paradise- two small cubes with dots used in gambling or board games
Furrier- not close by, at a distance
Lactose- what you call it when there’s no bread for breakfast
Recycle- the act of getting a new bike when the old one is torn up or stolen
Internet- what happens when a tennis player’s serve is too low
Supervisor- a really large panel that you pull down to keep the sun out of your eyes while driving or riding in a vehicle
Parachute- two people target practicing with guns
Geranium- a metallic chemical element used in the making of a nuclear bomb
Disposition- where I am located at this time
Acronym- a single M & M candy
Defoliant- the person who folds a piece of paper
Assault- German for butt?
Interior- a small breed of dog that is usually kept indoors
Weekly- the opposite of really strong
Intersection- the inside of anything
Contentment- where an inmate sleeps while on a camping trip
Condensation- the act of talking down to someone
Conversion- an inmate’s opinion
Transmit- gloves that can be worn on either the left or right hand interchangeably
Conform- an agreement or form signed by an inmate
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